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The Trolling Dead

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Kingpin sat upon the highest building, looking out into the horizon over the website. A smirk would have crossed their face, but trolls can't smirk. (A/N: I googled this 1000% tru guys!!! I looked it up on the webmd, it's a serious med condition!!! ok, back to story!!) Anyways after that ridiculously and horribly placed authors note that had no relevance but to make me laugh at my own stupid jokes as I write this shit fic, Kingpin stood.

Over the WDFF site, there will still too many mindless freaks. The Michonne barbie could almost hear the cries of "BETHYL" and hear the screams of sad, young minds with great ideas and actually pretty decent 8/10 fics being torn apart, simply because these mindless freaks had no ideas of their own. It was a sad sight to watch.

Like seriously, at least a bazillion different authors with actually pretty good ideas in WDFF would make their fic and it would be kind of sort of original, like a used idea (but what's truly original these days right?) and then it would be pretty good in build-up but then ten minutes later their was somebody writing the same general idea but had no idea how to go about it and basically siphoned the fucking idea right out and made it fucking lame. Like, come on, seriously? Some of those people actually try to work with a pretty unoriginal idea and think about how the characters need to develop to fit, not just some bullshit they copied and took every idea from.

I think I got off topic, what was I talking about? OH RIGHT OVERLOOKING THE SITE.

Seeing all the mindless freaks, it almost made Kingpin wonder if just one person could take them all down. Kingpin was confident, of course. Why would they be? Somehow they managed to figure everybody out and then go troll a bunch of fics with harsh words but true critiques. Maybe the fools BossTrolling and Toasty could have actually helped in the mission, but Kingpin had killed them, because only Kingpin can be King Troll. Duh, that's how it worked. #NoTrollCliques

There had to be more survivors out there, more actually developed OCs and plot lines? Of course there were. But sadly they're actual quality work was being overshadowed by the fear of the mindless freaks and their hoopla and bandwagon fics. Somewhere, many OCs that actually made sense or had real personalities were hiding from the mindless freaks, as to not get killed.

Kingpin turned away from the window and walked slowly across the room, hands behind their back. They went to the desk and behind it, before sitting in the large office chair like the resident CEO of a company. On the desk sat a name-plate that read King Troll. Nobody could stop them now, nobody.

When we last saw our heroes, they had been stabbed through their chests by mysterious Kingpin. They were bleeding to death, and it seemed as though they were down for the count, and like Kingpin had won...

BUT HAD THREY??!?!?!?!

"Toasty... I think I'm good," BossTrolling exclaimed.

"I... I am too, god it hurts like a bitch," he hissed as the two of them sat up. Toasty looked over to BossTrolling then to the direction Kingpin had taken off in. A rage took over Toasty as it set in that Kingpin had tried to kill them and knew both of their multiple identities. With no way to know how, it was frustrating, but Toasty had to find them, and find out the truth.

Suddenly Toasty let out a mighty roar. "KIIIINGGPPEENENNNEENFDNRNENNN" he said calmly.

Kingpin's head shot up at the distant yell. Another smirk came across Kingpin's face as they stood to grab their sword. Looks like they had some unfinished business.

Notes

i don't know why i'm adding this or why i went on some serious mini-rants, but oh my god BossTrolling inspired this short as fuck addition to this story. check out their amazing fic of goodness, entitled 'Fight the Trolls, Fear the Fangirls' ((xoxox Boss))

trust me on the smirk thing, i'm in the cia

xoxoxox all the trolls b/c i know u care ;) dedicated to Kingpin who said this was beautiful ((hope it wasn't a lie babe, don't get my hopes up ;D))

and seriously, what the fuck is with taking people's ideas.
i know their are HARDLY any more original concepts anymore (my original I write with BreezePhantom is borderline original fiction really!) and those few really original ones are awesome! but even if you don't have an original idea ((ex; me. I know Merle's kid isn't fuckin original, like man, I KNOW IT BRO)) but actually try y'know?! I TRY MY HARDEST TO BE COOL. and then fucktwats show up and just take even the 'original' ideas within these washover fics. COME ON PEOPLE.

sorry for the rant, mostly why i posted this chapter. but, ANYHOOZLE.

and no, i don't grammar/spell check. i think it adds more to the story *winks*

Comments

@EllieWillowLavelle
xoxoxoxoxoxo <5

mischief_dixon mischief_dixon
6/27/14

I love you for writing this. This is literally the best story on here.

@Toasty is med
I am even more badass.

BossTrolling BossTrolling
6/27/14

Amazing new chapter!

BossTrolling BossTrolling
6/27/14

@thewalkerinme
I'm looking forward to see where it's going too, because I slowly think it's turning into 1/3 making fun of bad fics, 1/3 nonsense and random works, and 1/3 ranting XD

@Toasty is med
You are badass ;) No problemo babe xoxox

mischief_dixon mischief_dixon
6/27/14