Harley & Daryl
The Golden Path
The Boner moment passed, but the memory would linger with Daryl for the majority of his nights. "You Ride?" Harley asked. "Sure" Daryl replied. "Good, because we gotsta scadattle, this place is a greased titty away from becoming zombie city, oh and what's your name scruffy face?" Daryl paused, he couldn't believe how cool Harley was. "uh, it's Daryl" Daryl volunteered. "Alright, Daryl, let's ride!" "Where we going?" Daryl asked. "Good question" Harley replied. Harley then begins checking the many pockets of his Karate top. From an inside pocket he produces a Megadeth tin. The tin pops open and inside there is like 50 joints. [GOOD SHIT]
Harley lights 3 and takes 2 full dragon puffs. Harley then stares deep into the sky. "KAAAAYAAAAAAAA" He screams into the night. Harley hands Daryl 1 of the 3 joints, and continues to smoke the other 2. "Harley, shou...." Daryl's sentence is cut off by a cry in the sky. KRAAAAAAAAA! An explosion of colorful feathers whoosh passed Daryl's face. By the time Daryl's vision is cleared he is confronted with a change of scenery. Harley with 1 joint. Tropical bird on Harley's shoulder with the other joint in beak.
"Whaaaa..." Daryl begins. "Quiet Daryl, this is Rhodes, he's been scouting the way, we need to know what he knows ASAP"
"But" Daryl continues. "QUIET!" Harley snaps.
Rhodes"Awa... Kaka KaKa"
Harley: "Kaaaaaklaaaka Kak Kak KakAwwwww"
Harley: "KAAAAKLAAAKA KAK KAK KAKaWWWW!"
After finishing their joints, Rhodes was airborne, and Harley started his bike. "where's your bike, Daryl?" Harley asked. "Uh were you.. talking to that bird?" Daryl replied. "Short answer yes, long answer, that bird is family, and today he's going to save our butts" "Now where's your bike, D?" Harley answered. "It's through the gate, and down the dirt road" Daryl said as he pointed towards the gate. "Ok, I'll give you a lift, hop on, scruffy"
Daryl jumps onto the back of Harley's Harley. "I was talking with Rhodes.." Harley began "He says the only safe spot for the night is a McDonalds 2 miles from here" At the mention of McDonalds, Daryl is immediately reminded of the great value he would receive at any of their locations. It doesn't surprise him, that in addition to great prices & great food, they make a great place to be safe from zombies. "Its too bad in this new world Mcdonalds don't exist anymore" Daryl said. "Yeah, If it wasn't a zombie world right now, they'd definitely have the Monopoly game going on right now... which I used to look up the prizes & rules on at www.mcdonalds.com " Harley added.
Harley releases the gear, rolls the throttle, and Daryl holds tight. They charge into the night.